Oh boy, am I in a mood today….do you think my creditors will agree?
According to Science,
Time does not really exist.
(You can not see it)
(You can not touch it)
It is a figment of our imagination.
Therefore, it stands to reason
That my payment is not really late–
One can’t argue with Science.
So, it seems to me
You’ll just have to have Faith
that payment is coming,
In no Time at all.
CalliopesPen 
June 9, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Very well stated 🙂 I am on the same wavelength! I dont know how they expect me to pay before I get $ haha!
June 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm
First of all–welcome back!!! Starving for some more of your great stuff! Very glad to see you 🙂
I know, the nerve of these people! I am just in one of those moods today. Paying bills always does that to me:) My little rant helped me feel better. Now I just need a magician to make these numbers add up;)
June 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I am so glad to see that reality let go of the hold it had over your creativity! Writing is a good reminder that they can’t take it all. 😉
June 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
No, they sure can’t Jaymie…and if they try we can always write a quirky little poem about them 😉
June 9, 2009 at 2:40 pm
They darned well OUGHTTA agree! That’s irrefutable scientific evidence on your side!
Niiiiice. 🙂
June 9, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Thank you, Darc. I thought so too… I’ll let you know if it works 😉
June 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ha ha … I didn’t know you were a brilliant scientist too! Love the poem.
June 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL Okay, you made me laugh out loud and I like it very much! You are always so full of fun surprises with your poetry.
June 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Love it calliopespen! I needed to laugh today. 🙂
June 10, 2009 at 7:57 am
Thanks Val, Linda and Bonnie! Glad I made you smile. I’m smiling back:)
June 10, 2009 at 8:57 am
lmao. in the words of david lee roth “i don’t feel tardy”
June 10, 2009 at 10:42 am
That’s hilarious. Suffering from title-envy right now.
June 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
My dear Mnemosyne–because you are my friend I will gladly give you all of my deductions, and my bills.
😉 Nice to see you, as always!
June 11, 2009 at 5:45 am
This is just great! Love it!
June 11, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Thank you Sarah:) Humor always helps to make things a bit brighter. So glad to see you here!!!
June 11, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I started laughing when I read this…logical deduction is right! Very clever!! Have you tried this argument yet? Worth a shot,right? 😉
June 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Glad it make you laugh! No–I haven’t tried it yet, but I seriously think I am going to, just for the fun of it. I’ll have to report back with the response! Happy to see you! 😉
June 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
This made me laugh. We all need to laugh more; excellent.
June 14, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Nice to see you again, Paul! Yes, we sure do need more laughter 🙂
June 18, 2009 at 9:57 pm
How absolutely true! I’ve never thought of it this way before. But that’s what good poetry does (and your poetry is awesome!!) It makes us think. Great write!
June 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Ladyhawke, thank you for the compliment:) I enjoy your poetry as well, in fact just found another haiku you wrote today:) I’ll be visiting frequently!
June 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Great! Stressful situations always bring out the muse inside, don’t they? 🙂
June 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Hi Muse! It is strange but stress DOES in fact bring out the muse–usually. I should be plenty inspired at this point;)